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	<title>honoring time by passing it by</title>
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	<description>A binocular view</description>
	<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 15:29:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>inventions</title>
		<link>http://emmeticus.com/?p=327</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 15:27:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Audinx</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Here are some cool inventions that I claim as my own. I own this intellectual property, bitches:
- Stroller with an espresso machine
The stroller would allow the adult pushing the stroller to brew, on-demand, custom espresso-based coffee drinks without the need to adjust their walking gait or to disrupt the passenger&#8217;s stroll by noisy side-trips to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>nuggets</title>
		<link>http://emmeticus.com/?p=326</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 14:38:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Audinx</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[We can save the painting for a rainy day&#8230; today calls for a dance partay!
Let&#8217;s become each other&#8217;s fans!
Only the ineffable and the uncontrollable are truly undeniable.
Stop Smoking with Hyperventilation, Singing, and Jumping Jacks!
I majored in antisocial studies, with a minor in miscommunication.
I don&#8217;t need your permission to create.
Write it in your diary or tell [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Patti LaSmell</title>
		<link>http://emmeticus.com/?p=325</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 18:13:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Audinx</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Patti LaSmell sings:
&#8220;On the throne, once again, yeah&#8230;.One more time, for myself&#8230;&#8221;
Haulin&#8217; Oats warns:
&#8220;She&#8217;ll only come out at night, jeans or dirty tights, there&#8217;s nothing to do, this hipster girl is sitting at your bar&#8230;&#8221;
&#8220;Whoa here she comes, watch out boy, she&#8217;ll screw you up. Whoa here she comes, she&#8217;s a bilingual!&#8221;
Rockpoor insists:
&#8220;I always feel [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Greatest Mong of All</title>
		<link>http://emmeticus.com/?p=324</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2010 19:58:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Audinx</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Because the greatest mong of all, is standing next to me&#8230;
Eddie Deathbedder
Sheets of dirty flannel,
unwashed sheets today.
Bedspread out before me,
as her body was dead&#8230;
Missing: Blue Glove
I&#8217;m looking for a blue glove baby,
a blue glove,
made of suede, yeah!
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		<title>¡Soy el mamro, cabron!</title>
		<link>http://emmeticus.com/?p=323</link>
		<comments>http://emmeticus.com/?p=323#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2010 19:41:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Audinx</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Have you stared at some shit lately?
Nude Picasso is on tour.
Like a lover, your touch will always linger,
your words will speak themselves with my breath.
Lash out at those around you;
You never know when you&#8217;ll get a chance
to harm those you truly hate.
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		<title>Word Chains</title>
		<link>http://emmeticus.com/?p=322</link>
		<comments>http://emmeticus.com/?p=322#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2010 19:13:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Audinx</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Big Black Hole In One Nation Under God
Rich Little Debbie Harry Connick, Jr.
Mustang Ranch Dressing Room With A View
Bohemian Rhapsody In Blue Velvet
Eddie Money Hungry Like The Wolf Blitzer
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		<title>Like a fat out of hell</title>
		<link>http://emmeticus.com/?p=321</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2010 19:06:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Audinx</dc:creator>
		
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Like a fat out of hell
&#8220;I would do anything for blood! But I won&#8217;t suck that! No, I won&#8217;t suck that!&#8221;
Just what I feeded
&#8220;I don&#8217;t want you comin&#8217; here, and tasting all my wine&#8230;&#8221;
REO Speedpopper
&#8220;And I&#8217;m gonna keep on fuckin&#8217; dudes! Cause they&#8217;re the only ones that make me spew!&#8221;
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